Great job, marketing team! Way to focus on the youth market!
I hate marzipan but I'd eat it as fast as possible to spare myself the horror of looking at this giant pig any longer.
Inb4 WASTE OF FOOD STOP KILLING ANIMALS POOR PIGGY!
To that I simply say: NOM NOM NOM.
Too much work, I'll just go down to a farm and nibble on a pig's ears while he's still wearing them.