I won't be hurling this pizza at a bunch of pigs anytime soon. Too tasty.
Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!
Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.
Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!
Herkkupizza must translate to "tightwad jerk pizza."
He always dearly loved pepperoni.
Baby, I may hate that you're a vegetarian but I still love you.
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