I won't be hurling this pizza at a bunch of pigs anytime soon. Too tasty.

Grant me some wishes, pizza cat!

Personally, I'd rather tie the knot with sausage and artichoke hearts but there's something for everyone I guess.

Hey there muffin, you brought me pepperoni? How sweet of you!

Herkkupizza must translate to "tightwad jerk pizza."

He always dearly loved pepperoni.

Baby, I may hate that you're a vegetarian but I still love you.