Good morning! Would you like me to garnish your scramble this fine day?

Don't forget, My Food Looks Funny is not long for this world.

If I laughed at anything as hard as this pepper is laughing I'd be the happiest girl on the planet.

And burritos make you feel like you're going to give birth to a baby made of cheese and beans.

Ooh ooh, now do a Pterodactyl!

That's one way to cut your salt intake.

I hate peppers, but if you convince me there is something delicious like a banana in there, I'm sold!

Well seasoned food is power, never forget that, kids.