Play With Your Food

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Play With Your Food
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When this diet dictates that I can only eat two marshmallows or one slice of pickle, it better be doing something interesting on the plate to keep me from sobbing over my long lost pasta love.

Why You Gotta Hate on Invisibles?

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I say we all boycott Zhannahz (cool palindrome, bro!) until they stop discriminating against my only friends!

Tired of Bacon Yet?

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Tired of Bacon Yet?
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Why do you think bacon is so patient with our obsession?