Hey, close the door, wouldja? It's cold out there!
You have to clean your plate before you can cross the bridge.
Sometimes you lie down for a pea nap and just lose track of where you are. It can happen to anyone.
I never have the energy to let my fish, gravy and peas set into the desired shape. I always skip the molding step and head straight to eating, silly me.
This should be an Allie Brosch character. May I propose that his name be "Nother" like "I think I can eat a whole nother egg roll."
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