Hey, close the door, wouldja? It's cold out there!
You have to clean your plate before you can cross the bridge.
Sometimes you lie down for a pea nap and just lose track of where you are. It can happen to anyone.
I never have the energy to let my fish, gravy and peas set into the desired shape. I always skip the molding step and head straight to eating, silly me.
This should be an Allie Brosch character. May I propose that his name be "Nother" like "I think I can eat a whole nother egg roll."
The Greatest Police Chase in American History Just Happened ...
The Perils of Having a Common E-Mail Address
Watch This Harrowing Footage of an American Pilot Accidentally ...
25 of the Most WTF Excerpts From Super Smash Bros. Fanfiction
This Makeup Artist Can Turn Anyone Into a Comic Character
An Elementary School Music Class Kills it With Xylophone-Infused ...
You Can Feel the Frustration of This Google Employee Dealing ...
The Freezing Child Social Experiment Will Destroy Your Faith ...
9 Rather Odd Dating Sites
The Best of Fifty Shades of WTF?
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more