Thank you for your in-depth instructions, wise man!

I'm having a nostalgia stroke over here. I can smell the banana boats! Someone take me swimming!

A surefire way to impress a date!

Looks like ol' sandwich face finally found a place in the world of breakfast modeling.

Look, I'm not saying that chicken and sweet things can't go together, and I love a good peanut sauce, but using a chicken bone as a stick for a meat pop with peanut butter and jelly smeared on it is about as gross as you can get.

Okay so you ran out of mayonnaise and ham, you can still have a sandwich.

Is that Neil deGrasse Tyson on a tortilla? Badass!