I hope this Danish won't make me cry like the movie did. I don't think I can handle an emotional load like that so early in the morning.
Sometimes you only have one free hand with which to enjoy the first and most important meal of the day. Use it to smash this in your word hole.
I'm assuming that in this scenario, I am the crouching tiger about to pounce on the not-so-well-hidden bacon.
So someone bit off you lower half. BOO HOO. Cry me a river of spicy apple tears. No, really, I could use some more filling here.
Hey! He's going for the grapes! Stop him before he gets to the saltines!
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