Why so vindictive, scones? What did anyone ever do to you?

I should have known he was flaky, made with nuts and oh so sweet. I'll vote for a baklava any day.

You want breadlike products without bacon? Go somewhere else!

D, C, N, backwards green thing, O, U, backwards with sprinkles... this is ridiculous,

When you dress this provocatively, you're just asking to be bitten.

Why should you spend ten whole minutes watching some guy make pastries? Because I told you so. LEARN SOMETHING!