The Blood Just Adds to the Flavor

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The Blood Just Adds to the Flavor
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I'm not sure what a Jumbo Freezie is, this is clearly an Otter Pop.

Sticky Keys

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Sticky Keys
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The thought of smashing a keyboard to bits with my fists and then eating the splinters is immensely satisfying.

Ugh, I Hate Chocolate With Nuts

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Ugh, I Hate Chocolate With Nuts
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If you don't dig deez nuts, you've got a screw loose.