You're nice but your twin is super cold.
Now if I can just teach my wine to yodel I'll be in great shape for Oktoberfest.
Those are some impressive abs. Oh it's just lumpy lettuce? That's cool, that's cool.
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Is it as tasty as your European pants?
Is that a bag of pistachios in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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