He died like he lived, fatty and fried.

The artist went on to paint the egg being fried in a pan with some ham, but he ran out of space on his camera.

Chrome overcooked food still tastes like crap. Lipstick on a pig.

The only kind of pocket monster you could keep in a container this shape is not exactly appropriate for this forum.

When Facebook asks me "What's on your mind?" this is what I picture. My brain is pasta.

Okay so it's a knuckle burger, but hey, a burger is a sandwich too!