Frostee never returned his affections. He had no choice.

Now that baseball season has started back up, I'll be stuffing these in every pocket, sock and shoe on my way to the ballpark. What? I'm just naturally lumpy!

Goodbye crappy old ketchup packets, hello new fancy squeeze or dip ketchup delivery system!

Thank god for bacon gravy because my sausage gravy just didn't have enough meaty goodness.

I'm tired of eating fresh vegetables that come from the ground and are good for me. More food should come in paste form from a tube!

Don't let your fishbag steep for too long, it'll get bitter and there's nothing worse than bitter fish tea.

Perfect for parking lot stomping; so many exit points!