If I wanted bird crap on my food I would eat down the shore.
I didn't know pandas were so into Disney.
I'm never letting my cat go grocery shopping for me again.
Just try to catch them all with your mouth before they hit the floor.
Just make sure everything cools down before you climb in there.
I'm not sure noodles could make me want to make out with someone else but I do know that I ALWAYS want to make out with noodles.
Great job, marketing team! Way to focus on the youth market!
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