Refreshment is Squishy

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Refreshment is Squishy
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Submitted By: Unknown (via Gizmodiva)
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But how do they keep a carbonated beverage from bursting the seams?

Looks Legit

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Looks Legit
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Submitted By: Unknown (via BoingBoing)
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When you're on a diet, you don't need the added insult of a silica packet in your inedible breakfast.

Go Ahead, Eat Me

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Go Ahead, Eat Me
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Submitted By: Nicole
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You never know when or where it will happen but one day, one day soon, the chicken people will take over.

Direct and to the Point

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Direct and to the Point
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Submitted By: Unknown (via Eataku)
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What more do you need? Other than blood pressure medication, that is.

YOU DON'T SAY???

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YOU DON'T SAY???
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Watch your allergies, because these almonds have ALMONDS in them!

Generous Helping of Pepperoni

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Generous Helping of Pepperoni
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Submitted By: Unknown
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Herkkupizza must translate to "tightwad jerk pizza."

Looks Fresh

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Looks Fresh
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I can't read the price, can't anyone tell me how much this meat lady costs? I have a dinner party to get ready for and they'll LOVE this!