Pinky is already shrinking in fright from Captain Overbite Pac Man over there.

I'm gonna chase this Pac Man cookie with some marshmallow ghosts.

The things they get up to when we're not even looking.

Chances are, if you're spending the amount of time chasing ghosts as I think you are, you aren't paying enough attention in the kitchen and might burn yourself.

Good to know: sentient pizzas don't eat eggs.

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