Nice try with the large milk but that's cookie's still way too big to dunk.
I would totally eat an Oreo that has been driven over by a Mars rover.
You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.
Maybe it'll improve your stank breath. Thank me later.
Are you in line yet? Are you reading this on your phone while you wait to get in? How was the movie? Good?
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
I'm gonna chase this Pac Man cookie with some marshmallow ghosts.
This Brave, Incredible Man Took a Photo of Himself Everyday ...
30 of the Most Ridiculous Examples of Fallout Logic
Dorkly Tackles Disney Sex Scenes in a Way You'll Wish You'd ...
What Would Facebook Look Like if it Didn't Have All the Stuff ...
All Youtubers Can Learn a Lesson From This Guy
Brake Checking the Vehicle Way Heavier Than Yours: Still ...
Is There Even A Cuter Puppy With Hiccups Right Now?
This Texas Lawmaker Probably Should Have Cut the Mic Before ...
Yelp Can Also be a Review Site for Annoying Customers
Here's How These 15 Celebrities Prepared for Prom
Pick Your Site Name
Tell me more