Nice try with the large milk but that's cookie's still way too big to dunk.
I would totally eat an Oreo that has been driven over by a Mars rover.
You can keep on filling my cookies with cookies and I'll keep trying to jam them into a glass of milk.
Maybe it'll improve your stank breath. Thank me later.
Are you in line yet? Are you reading this on your phone while you wait to get in? How was the movie? Good?
Do I look like I want an Oreo? I ordered a damn cupcake, not a stinking cookie! I want my money back!
I'm gonna chase this Pac Man cookie with some marshmallow ghosts.
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