Epic Pizza Experience

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Epic Pizza Experience
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I want them to color the entire inside of the box black so i can huff the marker fumes before eating my pizza.

Specific Order is Specific

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Specific Order is Specific
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Can you imagine how long it takes this guy to fold his toilet paper before he wipes?

Beef Me Alone

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Beef Me Alone
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At least we know they'll follow directions.

Magic Pizza Button

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Magic Pizza Button
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Allegedly you can push this button on your fridge magnet and it will automatically order a pizza for you. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!!!

The Proposal Pizza

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The Proposal Pizza
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Here's a little romance for your day! Take it away, submitter!

"Last summer me and my friends ordered a pizza online. We filled in the toppings we want and my address and so on and then there was this box 'other information.' We wanted to try our luck so we typed: 'I am going to propose my girlfriend with this pizza, could you put the pepperoni in a heart shape?' and so they did. they also wrote in poor Finnish 'congratulations from Tim' that was so cute!"

As You Wish

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As You Wish
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If I say "give me free breadsticks" will they honor that request too?

Yuppies Gonna Yup

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Yuppies Gonna Yup
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Hey white lady, how's your million dollar future steak?