I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.
If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.
I'm tired of eating fresh vegetables that come from the ground and are good for me. More food should come in paste form from a tube!
This is the literal interpretation of the graffiti in "The Breakfast Club" that says "I am eating my own head".
Stop singing Cee-Lo Green and get in my mouth!
You will never understand the horrors that lurk underneath the bun. If only you could see what I've seen.
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