Dude, Get a Haircut.

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Dude, Get a Haircut.
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I also know a cosmetic dentist who can take care of that chiclet thing you've got going on.

Appliances are Getting Crafty

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Appliances are Getting Crafty
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If kitchen gadgets can work this kind of magic on vegetables, I fear for my pets left alone all day.

I Won't Take None of Your Crying

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I Won't Take None of Your Crying
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I'm tired of eating fresh vegetables that come from the ground and are good for me. More food should come in paste form from a tube!

Daily Sandwich: Head Cheese

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Daily Sandwich: Head Cheese
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This is the literal interpretation of the graffiti in "The Breakfast Club" that says "I am eating my own head".

Operatic Omelette

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Operatic Omelette
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Stop singing Cee-Lo Green and get in my mouth!

Help... Me!

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Help... Me!
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You will never understand the horrors that lurk underneath the bun. If only you could see what I've seen.