Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me

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Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me
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By Kevin Parks
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But not if I eat them first!

Wrap Your Mouth Around This

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Wrap Your Mouth Around This
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Have you been working out your jaw muscles? This is going to be one hell of a workout.

Epic Meal Time Returns to Their Roots

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Someday someone will recognize me in a drive through for being that one lady who writes crappy jokes about food on the internet. A girl can dream...