Secretly Delicious

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Secretly Delicious
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Now I know how people can eat a whole raw onion! They are eating fancy citrus-onion hybrids!

It's My Party and I'll Cry if I Want To

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Is there anything sadder than a grown man recording himself crying alone in his generic apartment? I weep for you, sir.

Miso Soup Love

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Miso Soup Love
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Stop distracting me, soup, I don't want to date you I just want to eat you!

Jerk Onion

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Jerk Onion
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Look at that sadistic grin as he watches me cry. I hate that guy.

Veggie Tears

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Veggie Tears
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He must have gotten really cut up. They never even liked the guy.

U Mad Bro?

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U Mad Bro?
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Here you go, kiddo! Don't let your dog get to that one.

Onion Root Fingers are Worthless

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Onion Root Fingers are Worthless
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My hair is out of control and my hands just aren't up to it.