That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!
The horror. The horror.
Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.
You know, because we're having like ALL the cousins over for Thanksgiving!
Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.
Three layers of cake containing a cherry pie, a pumpkin pie and an apple pie. What more do you want from me? It's a damn pastryception!
Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.
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