omg

That's it, I'm off the chocolate entirely. Just get it away from me!

The horror. The horror.

Are we standing by with the crash cart because I sense a major cardiac event around the corner.

You know, because we're having like ALL the cousins over for Thanksgiving!

Okay guys, i think that's about enough of that.

Three layers of cake containing a cherry pie, a pumpkin pie and an apple pie. What more do you want from me? It's a damn pastryception!

Sorry man, I'm hungry, I feel nothing.