I'll Never Eat Again

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I'll Never Eat Again
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Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

Gloppy Scrimmage

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Gloppy Scrimmage
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Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?

Meatcake

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Meatcake
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It's much easier to get a smooth surface with cold cuts than with frosting.

Angry Bird Pizza

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Angry Bird Pizza
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I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

Look Me in the Pizza and Say That Again

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Look Me in the Pizza and Say That Again
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You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.

Purple Haze Snack

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Purple Haze Snack
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The chosen meal of voodoo children everywhere.