Devilish little owls.

Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.

Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?

It's much easier to get a smooth surface with cold cuts than with frosting.

I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.

You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.

The chosen meal of voodoo children everywhere.