Devilish little owls.
Even veggie sandwiches can have a face. I'm converting to Breatharianism.
Are you sure those little olive helmets will protect them from my giant chip from the sky?
It's much easier to get a smooth surface with cold cuts than with frosting.
I just roasted a pig on a spit; don't go throwing your pizza at it.
You are the pizza of my eye, forever you'll stay in my mouth.
The chosen meal of voodoo children everywhere.
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