EAT ALL THE PIZZA

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These fools are claiming that their pizza and theirs alone is nutritious enough to eat three meals a day. Who wants to test it out and report back in six months?

Calm Down, Label

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Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.

Zombie Nutrition

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Oh man, that giant portion of brains is totally what's making you fat.

Sugar Water: You Know, For Kids!

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It's wise to just get those pesky baby teeth out of the way as early as possible.

Wouldn't Bust a Grape in a Fruit Fight

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Jay Ziti has been spitting fresh picked lyrics since you were a peanut.

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