Unnecessary Snack is Unnecessary

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Unnecessary Snack is Unnecessary
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Let's just call this what it really is; you're embarrassed to admit that you just want to stick your finger in the jar.

Inject it Into Your Ass!

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Inject it Into Your Ass!
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This is basically the opposite of most cosmetic procedures.

Moar Sugar!

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Moar Sugar!
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Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!

Nutella Face

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Nutella Face
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I'm gonna roll your face up real tight and devour it in front of your family.

Sandwiches Every Day

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Sandwiches Every Day
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Momma always said that I should have a sandwich in my lunch. And then dessert.