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It's never gonna get any better, kid, enjoy it while you can.
Peanut butter was too healthy, let's make more Nutella ripoffs and get the kids going!
I'm gonna roll your face up real tight and devour it in front of your family.
Momma always said that I should have a sandwich in my lunch. And then dessert.
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