Oh Too Bad Mate

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Oh Too Bad Mate
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You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.

Is This a Choice?

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Is This a Choice?
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Because honestly, if I have to choose between a burger and prom, I'm gonna have to go with my gut and eat the burger.

Waste of Yeast

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Waste of Yeast
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If they had taken a whole slice without asking, would you have even noticed? How many slices may have gone missing without a clue?

Not Kidnapped

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Not Kidnapped
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Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!

And Rightfully So

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And Rightfully So
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I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

Flattery Gets You Everywhere

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Flattery Gets You Everywhere
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If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

Fast Food Romance

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Fast Food Romance
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Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.