You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.
Because honestly, if I have to choose between a burger and prom, I'm gonna have to go with my gut and eat the burger.
If they had taken a whole slice without asking, would you have even noticed? How many slices may have gone missing without a clue?
Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!
I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!
If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?
Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.
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