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Via: Epic Ponyz
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You've got a nasty chip on your windshield.

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Via: Pleated Jeans
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Because honestly, if I have to choose between a burger and prom, I'm gonna have to go with my gut and eat the burger.

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Via: www.apartmenttherapy.com
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If they had taken a whole slice without asking, would you have even noticed? How many slices may have gone missing without a clue?

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By Unknown
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Generous, clever, and considerate! This girl's a keeper!

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Via: www.epicponyz.com
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I'll do it! I will! Don't test me! Keep your nasty Triscuits, I want Cheez-Its!

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Via: foodbeast.com
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If I finish my food and write about how terrible it was, will they give me my money back?

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By Unknown
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Well okay, but only if you wear your McDonald's uniform all night.