Daniofawesome says: "Once upon a time I was making cake and observed as the milk and oil combined and stared up at me in horror and screamed, 'WHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!?'"

Just keep thinking "hot tub, hot tub, hot tub..."

You think it's scary out here, wait until you see what I've done to your friends.

I'm crying for his children, poor little shallots.