Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!

My one talent, quashed! What good am I?

Funny Food Photos - Tacos Yes or No

That is a steep fine for enjoying a slice of delicious, seasonally appropriate goodness.