Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.
What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!
You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!
I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!
My one talent, quashed! What good am I?
Funny Food Photos - Tacos Yes or No
That is a steep fine for enjoying a slice of delicious, seasonally appropriate goodness.