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By Unknown
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Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

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Via: www.foodrepublic.com
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What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Toasted bread?!?
By -Ghost-
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You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

Hes sad because HE KNOWS!
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I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!

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Via: thedailywh.at
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My one talent, quashed! What good am I?

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That is a steep fine for enjoying a slice of delicious, seasonally appropriate goodness.