Witness Your Own Death

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Witness Your Own Death
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Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

No, Vodka For You

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No, Vodka For You
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What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Bread, Get Away From There!

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Bread, Get Away From There!
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You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

Please Spare Me!

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Please Spare Me!
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I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!

But MOOOOOOOM!!!

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But MOOOOOOOM!!!
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My one talent, quashed! What good am I?

Pie-Eating Punishable by Law in Canada

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Pie-Eating Punishable by Law in Canada
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That is a steep fine for enjoying a slice of delicious, seasonally appropriate goodness.