Witness Your Own Death

Favorite
chip,Death,dogs,face,horror,no
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Quit complaining, the inside of her mouth is cleaner than mine.

No, Vodka For You

Favorite
alcohol,booze,do not want,no,terrible,vodka,whiskey
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What do Cee-Lo Green, Bedhead and Blonde Asian have in common? They have no taste. Leave my whiskey alone!

Bread, Get Away From There!

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bread,cord,no,toast,toaster,wait
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You are bread, not a toaster, you can't make toast!

Please Spare Me!

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face,no,pleading,Sad,sandwich
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I've got a loaf and two blocks of cheese at home to provide for!

But MOOOOOOOM!!!

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cucubler,foreign,make,no,thailand
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My one talent, quashed! What good am I?

Pie-Eating Punishable by Law in Canada

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fine,forbidden,illegal,no,pie,wrong
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That is a steep fine for enjoying a slice of delicious, seasonally appropriate goodness.

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