Your mustachio, sir, it brings all the girls to the yard.
I'd take a bite outta that face anytime!
Now I realize why I love Ron Swanson so much, I just want to lick that mustache. I bet it tastes like beef.
Are you a dapper gent? A sleuthy detective? A smooth criminal? There is a cookie for you!
This cake is really a replica of an amazing diaper deposit, right? because that is one seriously gloppy stache.