Your mustachio, sir, it brings all the girls to the yard.
And THEN what happened?
Huh, huh-huh-huh. Butt.
Craig, this is a not-so-subtle hint. Your friends are over it.
That guy is clearly up to something. I'd say toss the whole thing in the garbage disposal.
How disturbing is it that I want to eat her ham tongue?
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