murder

animal crackers,blod,cookies,crazy,massacre,murder,rabid,squirrel
By WMJeffer (Via: notyourmommascookie.com)
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

candy,face,love,mouth,murder,pop,SpongeBob SquarePants
Via: sofapizza.me
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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

baby,eggs,murder,pickaxe,statue,toy
By Unknown
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I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

boot,eggs,faces,horror,murder
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Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

alibi,arsenic,coffee,cup,mug,murder,poison
Via: www.incrediblethings.com
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.

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