Rabid Squirrel Cookie

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Rabid Squirrel Cookie
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

Wanna Make Out?

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Wanna Make Out?
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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

Egg Killer

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Egg Killer
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I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

Kept Down By the Man

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Kept Down By the Man
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Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

Pulling No Punches

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Pulling No Punches
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.

Ruthless Vegan Snacks

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Ruthless Vegan Snacks
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What did he ever do to you, buddy?

I Forsee a Bright Future

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I Forsee a Bright Future
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Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!