Rabid Squirrel Cookie

Favorite
animal crackers,blod,cookies,crazy,massacre,murder,rabid,squirrel
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

Wanna Make Out?

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candy,face,love,mouth,murder,pop,SpongeBob SquarePants
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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

Egg Killer

Favorite
baby,eggs,murder,pickaxe,statue,toy
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I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

Kept Down By the Man

Favorite
boot,eggs,faces,horror,murder
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Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

Pulling No Punches

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alibi,arsenic,coffee,cup,mug,murder,poison
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.

Ruthless Vegan Snacks

Favorite
art,carrots,carved,head,murder,shoot
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What did he ever do to you, buddy?

I Forsee a Bright Future

Favorite
Blood,bride,cake,dead,fall,groom,killer,murder,wedding
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Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!

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