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By WMJeffer (Via: notyourmommascookie.com)
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Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

candy face love mouth murder pop SpongeBob SquarePants
Via: sofapizza.me
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C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

baby eggs murder pickaxe statue toy
By Unknown
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I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

boot eggs faces horror murder
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Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

alibi arsenic coffee cup mug murder poison
Via: www.incrediblethings.com
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Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.