Rabid or zombie
Does it matter either way?
Both will bite your face.
Thanks for the haiku, submitter!
C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!
I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?
Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!
Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.
What did he ever do to you, buddy?
Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!
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