Rabid or zombie Does it matter either way? Both will bite your face.

Thanks for the haiku, submitter!

C'mon, lemme bite your face off real quick, I love you!

I always knew babies were evil. Now who gave him the pickaxe?

Don't be so thin-shelled, fight back against your tyrannical oppressors!

Hey man, I was just being honest, you still drank it.

What did he ever do to you, buddy?

Time to start printing invitations for the divorce party!