Cups that are hard to put down encourage you to drink more. Here's to never putting our drinks down!
Some days you just need to lift over two pots of coffee to your face at once. In addition to the caffeine, it's a great arm workout.
I'm just gonna take this mug into the bathroom with me. Kill two birds, if you will.
I'm tired of the same old miracle every morning. Do you have anything in a baby Jesus?
What am I supposed to drink my nacho cheese smoothie out of now?
Get a grip on your coffee problem.
Don't make me solve this damn thing before the first cup. I'm useless in the morning.