What have I told you about trading "favors" for treats? Behave yourself!
You don't want to get all dried out now, do ya?
Too much cream is going to be counterproductive in terms of that hangover.
Hey, let go of my spoon! I need that back!
I hate getting Novocaine at the dentist too. I feel ya, turkey.
Hey bunny, barf that yolk closer to my toast, please!
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