We Have Come For Your Boiling Water

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We Have Come For Your Boiling Water
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We also hear this planet may have pretty great red sauce. May we bathe in it?

Release the Pizza

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Release the Pizza
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Do you know how hard it is to get a pie delivered to Davy Jones' Locker?

Lactose Intolerance

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Lactose Intolerance
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This is pretty much the face I make when I'm on the toilet after eating cheese. Well played, cheeseface!

Mean Green Blobby Machine

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Mean Green Blobby Machine
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I'd be angry if I were super ugly too.

Star Wars Garbage Masher Cake

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Star Wars Garbage Masher Cake
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I just hope it tastes better than I always imagined the garbage masher smelled. Let's hope there aren't any rogue tentacles in there too.

Gelato Monsters

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Gelato Monsters
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I want two scoops of the fish who just got goosed in the back there.

Seriously Abstract Bento

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Seriously Abstract Bento
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Is it the monster from that Korean movie "The Host"? Is it here to kidnap our adolescent schoolgirls? Or is it based off a kid's drawing?