We also hear this planet may have pretty great red sauce. May we bathe in it?
Do you know how hard it is to get a pie delivered to Davy Jones' Locker?
This is pretty much the face I make when I'm on the toilet after eating cheese. Well played, cheeseface!
I'd be angry if I were super ugly too.
I just hope it tastes better than I always imagined the garbage masher smelled. Let's hope there aren't any rogue tentacles in there too.
I want two scoops of the fish who just got goosed in the back there.
Is it the monster from that Korean movie "The Host"? Is it here to kidnap our adolescent schoolgirls? Or is it based off a kid's drawing?
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