explodingtoothpaste:

Lol my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with "nothing" written in chocolate sauce on it.

Mom is so pleased with herself. Look at the potatoes, LOOK AT THEM!

She just loves his films. He's so handsome.

See kids, this is what happens when you spend too much time in a tanning bed.

I was raised on baby bottle Manhattans.

How would Emeril like it if he caught me cooking for HIS mom?