This pork doesn't look piggy enough, let's remind people where it came from.

There it goes, and now the dark times.

Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.

Maybe it's just me, but bacon should never jiggle.

If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.

In honor of the last Harry Potter movie coming out this week sniff sniff here are some boozy, jiggly chocolate frogs that look like turds and will get you drunk.

My hands don't understand how to mold of cut anything into small circles. Too complicated.