Pork Piglet

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Pork Piglet
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This pork doesn't look piggy enough, let's remind people where it came from.

Porsche is So Cool

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Porsche is So Cool
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Ice cubes are great, but I want to drive little jiggly jello Porsches all over the table.

It's a Moustache World

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It's a Moustache World
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If it's not shaped like a moustache, I won't eat it. I was into eating moustaches since before it was cool.

Chocolate Frog Jelly Shots

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Chocolate Frog Jelly Shots
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In honor of the last Harry Potter movie coming out this week sniff sniff here are some boozy, jiggly chocolate frogs that look like turds and will get you drunk.

The Greatest Gift of All

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The Greatest Gift of All
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My hands don't understand how to mold of cut anything into small circles. Too complicated.