God Jiggle the Queen

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God Jiggle the Queen
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Are her crown jewels made of Jujubes?

Fruit Branding

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Don't go trying to eat your juice boxes now!

Disposable Smugness

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Disposable Smugness
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I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

Furniture Cakes

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Furniture Cakes
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If your home is furnished with cake you never have to worry about getting bored with your current decor. Just throw a party, sweep up the crumbs and start over.

Who Wants Fries That Go Bad?

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Who Wants Fries That Go Bad?
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I hate to think that the fries at KFC could ever go bad, I'll go with eternal youth over there at McDonald's.

Jello Salad

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Jello Salad
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That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.