Are her crown jewels made of Jujubes?
Awww, my fruit deflated!
Don't go trying to eat your juice boxes now!
I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.
If your home is furnished with cake you never have to worry about getting bored with your current decor. Just throw a party, sweep up the crumbs and start over.
I hate to think that the fries at KFC could ever go bad, I'll go with eternal youth over there at McDonald's.
That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.
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