God Jiggle the Queen

Favorite
Jello,mold,queen,Queen Elizabeth II
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Are her crown jewels made of Jujubes?

Fruit Branding

Favorite
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Don't go trying to eat your juice boxes now!

Disposable Smugness

Favorite
bag,cartoons,mold,mush,rotten,salad
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I buy a bag a week and throw it away. It really makes me feel like I'm doing something good for the planet.

Furniture Cakes

Favorite
cake,chairs,decor,furniture,iron,mold,tables
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If your home is furnished with cake you never have to worry about getting bored with your current decor. Just throw a party, sweep up the crumbs and start over.

Who Wants Fries That Go Bad?

Favorite
age,fast food,fries,kfc,McDonald's,mold,preserved
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I hate to think that the fries at KFC could ever go bad, I'll go with eternal youth over there at McDonald's.

Jello Salad

Favorite
Jello,jiggly,lettuce,mold,salad,tuna
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That's what my jello has been missing! Lettuce! It really lacks that watery crunch.

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