This Spam is so Fresh

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This Spam is so Fresh
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Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!

Your Horn is So Minty!

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Your Horn is So Minty!
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Hey baby, that horn is pretty impressive. Mind if I have a lick?

Delicious Garlic Kisses

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Delicious Garlic Kisses
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Keep from getting any of that nasty vampire sparkle on you.

Onion Breath in a Can

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Onion Breath in a Can
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Ooh baby, you smell all greasy and fried and odorous.