mints

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Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!

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Hey baby, that horn is pretty impressive. Mind if I have a lick?

AVOID Edward Cullen kisses
By christellar (Via: www.perpetualkid.com)
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Keep from getting any of that nasty vampire sparkle on you.

I like onion breath, actually.
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Ooh baby, you smell all greasy and fried and odorous.