Smells like cosplay.

Knocking back a tin of meat mints may get you some weird looks but at least your breath won't stink. They're cinnamon!

Hey baby, that horn is pretty impressive. Mind if I have a lick?

Keep from getting any of that nasty vampire sparkle on you.

Ooh baby, you smell all greasy and fried and odorous.

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