Except they're actually more like cucumbers once you cut them open and taste them. Still, bringing a bowl of these to a BBQ would be pretty hilarious.

Can I at least get some melted cheese or ranch dressing? A boy's gotta have standards.

I can only eat foods that will fit on the end of my finger. Here's hoping I don't eat my finger.

Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.

If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!

Just grabbing a little something on my way out.

A quick bite before I go.