Except they're actually more like cucumbers once you cut them open and taste them. Still, bringing a bowl of these to a BBQ would be pretty hilarious.
Can I at least get some melted cheese or ranch dressing? A boy's gotta have standards.
I can only eat foods that will fit on the end of my finger. Here's hoping I don't eat my finger.
Don't worry, it's only a handful of calories.
If only this itty bitty meat stick were edible! Heck, I'd eat the quarter too!
Just grabbing a little something on my way out.
A quick bite before I go.
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