NAILED IT

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NAILED IT
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The challenge was to make a Portal cake with your eyes closed, right?

That Spoon is Unnecessary

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That Spoon is Unnecessary
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Just get your face in there like the dog you clearly are.

This Just Won't Do

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This Just Won't Do
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How am I supposed to get any work done when I can't even read the assignment?

Melty Messwich

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Melty Messwich
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Grilled cheese, mac & cheese and pulled pork. Next I will eat my own fatty heart.

Pasta Love

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Pasta Love
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This is just to illustrate how much I really truly ADORE pasta. Even more than Bjork!

Late Show: Maybe Stop Being a Slob?

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Most of us grow out of our bibs before we have all of our teeth. What's your excuse?