The challenge was to make a Portal cake with your eyes closed, right?
Just get your face in there like the dog you clearly are.
How am I supposed to get any work done when I can't even read the assignment?
Grilled cheese, mac & cheese and pulled pork. Next I will eat my own fatty heart.
This is just to illustrate how much I really truly ADORE pasta. Even more than Bjork!
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