Being a teenage girl is hard, you guys. Sometimes it's hard to be direct.

Tube-shaped meat is the next frontier of messaging media.

That's it, marry me!

I'm impressed, there was just enough onion for your passive aggressive message!

Hot sauce is a major component of my diet, I need to know how good it is for me.

It's gonna take more than a cake and the co-pay for my optometrist visit, buddy.

Because honestly, if I have to choose between a burger and prom, I'm gonna have to go with my gut and eat the burger.